If Wushu Got Dao ( If I Were A Boy )

I was Damn pissed with what CB Wong did today, but we are gentlemen. We shouldn't argue with the barbarian, but thanks to him, he inspire me to write a lyrics for him using Beyonce- if i were a boy. thanks to Hitz.fm also, i also like their version of If I were the boss. Here you go

If Wushu Got Dao
Even just for a day
Then I have to go for training
And wear the stupid uniform

Yam Yong Pao Kap Chui
And Taekwondo kicks
Campur Karate Punches
And rojak is what u learn from them
Is really rubbish

If Wushu got Dao
Then it’s not Wushu
So please don’t confuse people
And make your student suffer again

Wushu got no belts
You can check on the net
S eleven is all they wanted
Cos his civic need installment
And everything you learn is bull shit

If Wushu got dao
Then hotdog has dog
Cibai Wong has a moustache
That make all the kids stay at home

Money comes in 1st
Faster buy uniform
Don’t forget to take the exam
So civic can become accord
Accord